Life As I Know It

You ain’t never had a friend like me!

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean